IMB DeskStar (DeathStar) 75 GXP Class Action
I bought 2 IBM DeathStars about 4 years (or so) ago. It took about a year for each one to die. I got replacements and so far one of the replacements has died. They have really been a pain in the donkey.
So I get this letter in the mail from some attorneys... turns out there is a IBM Deskstar class action settlement. I'm entitled to $100 or some other less valuable rewards for my decision to spend my bank on these defective little pieces of dog turds. I haven't read fully through the information, but if I'm lucky I'll get $200 because I bought 2 of them. We'll see.